Behold, the "Do The Math Tee"—an indispensable garment for those who appreciate the elegant simplicity of finite supply mathematics. Adorned with the phrase "Do The Math" across the front, this tee serves as both a sartorial statement and a pedagogical tool, featuring the equation that defines the immutable 21 million Bitcoin cap. One might argue this is not merely clothing, but a wearable testament to mathematical brilliance, ideal for those who wish to convey their intellectual superiority without uttering a single word.
This garment is meticulously crafted from 100% ring-spun cotton, a fabric choice as deliberate as the algorithm it celebrates. Soft to the touch yet resilient, it possesses the structural integrity one would expect from a shirt of this academic calibre, with double stitching reinforcing the neckline and sleeves to withstand the rigours of daily wear—perhaps even the wear of those who frequently engage in deep intellectual discourse. The back neck area features a discreet Bitcoin emblem, subtly affirming the wearer’s allegiance to decentralised ideals, while the left sleeve bears a small "Bitcoin" label, the equivalent of a footnote in a peer-reviewed paper—unobtrusive yet significant.
The Sport Grey variant, a blend of 90% ring-spun cotton and 10% polyester, offers a slightly different tactile experience, while the Dark Heather option, with its 65% polyester and 35% cotton composition, provides a darker, more introspective aesthetic. Both are quarter-turned to avoid the unbecoming crease down the centre, ensuring that the tee’s message remains unimpeded by the vagaries of fabric.
At 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²), this tee achieves the perfect balance between lightness and durability, much like the balance between supply and demand. In sum, the "Do The Math Tee" is not merely an article of clothing but a sartorial manifesto for the intellectually inclined, ideal for those who understand that true value lies in scarcity—and in looking exceptionally clever while appreciating it.
